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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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