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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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