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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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