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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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