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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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