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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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