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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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