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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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