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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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