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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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