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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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