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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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