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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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