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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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