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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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