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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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