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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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