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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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