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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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