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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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