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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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