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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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