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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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