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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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