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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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