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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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