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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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