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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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