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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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