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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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