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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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