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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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