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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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