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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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