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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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