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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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