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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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