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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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