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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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