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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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