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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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