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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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