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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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