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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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