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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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