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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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