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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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