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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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