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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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