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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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