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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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