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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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