Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.