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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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