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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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